如果你在考慮這家酒店,我勸你打消這個念頭——如果你不想被失望籠罩整個阿姆斯特丹行程的話!下面是我10歲兒子的評語,有點誇張——
Quentin hotel timetable
5 AM: you wake up only slept 2 hours because of the ambient noise of garbage trucks and people getting arrested.
6 AM: u brush teeth and face. just hope the water isn’t contaminated. Not that u would know what to suspect from a 1-star hotel.
6:30 u wanna get out of this hole of a place so u head down the ‘elevator’ (old dingy steep claustrophobic stairs with the constant threat of tripping) and eat dirt for breakfast. Yeah. DIRT. Dont try the breakfast or u will throw up your [DATA EXPUNGED].
U have a fine time in amsterdam. Every place is overbooked so u have 2 take a un air conditioned boat over and over again. Sit 3 hours for lunch. U dread the moment you step back into the— oh i’ll just say, u look up new hotels even though they are 3 sizes too big 4 u.
7 pm. After a rather - (negative) ∞ star dinner, u go back up the ____ stairs and find your room ransacked. You’ve been robbed! They stole about 600 euro from your place. You go down to the office and dind the manager smirking . He holds out your 600 euro and tears it down the middle. U’ve been cheated. Its lucky you RRRRRUUUUUNNNNN out before the bedbugs bite u or before u get cholera or before you see the blood on yer bed.
People who want to come here, don’t go. see the sign ‘quentin hotels’ and RRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN.
People who are in the hotel, cancel your room and RRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN.
1 star.
Or even, negative infinity star if i could.