An authentic Faulty Towers experience for brave guests who like being degraded for their own money!
No working WiFi, you'll be lucky if TVset in your room works and the room door open without force. Room 4 is designed to infuriate guests - it's a former fire exit with a green escape light on all night and a glass door that leads to a fire staircase. According to one of the managers to open room 4 door you need to kick or push it...
Room 7 is less cold then room 4, because there's just a single window frame there, but it gets stuck and only staff knows how to "wiggle" it down. It's above a beer garden, meaning you'll be enjoying drucken conversions till well after midnight and a member of staff will definitely tell you that the people downstairs have the right to be there, but they will eventually leave.
Keep in mind, there are no dedicated members of staff who look after 15 guest rooms. You have to beg for help at the bar and be prepared to hear the same reply "we are very busy at the bar to help you upstairs" to switch on/ fix/ open one of many broken appliances upstairs...(pictures on the website were taken probably 20 years ago)
Cleaners doesn't mop or even vacuum clean the floor, don't dust surfaces; and they occasionally make your bed with your socks being left under a duvet, on some occasions they don't show up at all.
However, cooked breakfast was good, on the day, when the cook didn't show up, there was really not much to choose from.
You'll need eyemask, earplugs
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