I would describe this place as budget hostel meets college dormitory, with all the comforts of a prison cell. At over €700 per night, we were basically robbed. When we told them it was our honeymoon, they basically just charged us more for the same room, taking advantage of the fact that we wanted to make it a special trip and get a nice room. Jokes on us! The bathrooms are dirty, tiny and old. Not charming old, just grimy looking, with visible dirt and dust. Starting at 3 am you will hear all sorts of loud noises coming from within the building. Every footstep from the room above, the guy in the room next to you running the sink. This place has all the structural integrity of a meth lab. As if this didn’t make sleeping difficult enough, the 2 sheets on your bed are the scratchy linen version of single ply toilet paper. The elevator looks like it’s from 1970, the towels and robes are thin and worn out, the coffee machine is dirty, the phone doesn’t work. Oh but they give you 2 bottles of water each day. Although one of ours today was half empty. The location is excellent, but I don’t think you could find a worse value for your money.
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