米德蘭賓館(The Midland)

不錯的位置，還會再來的

After checking in it was clear that pic on *********** are fake. Dirty bedsheets,broken bed,tissues left by prev. occupiers, unknown fluid on the wall and bird fierce on the window. Totally not worth £60 and left this place within 30mins. Will ask for refund as this is a joke and a day that I should celebrate as my birthday turned out to be ruined at the start. Only plus is that a manager told me how to get a refund. Not recommended.

Honestly the worst place I have ever stayed, filthy, filthy, bedsheets were stained, carpets are encrusted, blocked shared loos, it is truly disgusting. I got bite marks on my legs and groin area from whatever else was living there, heady pungent smell all over the place. JUST DO NOT GO HERE EVER

災難性的接待。沒有你好，老闆友好得像監獄門。房間40度！不可能將窗戶升高超過 10 厘米。沒有垃圾桶，沒有鏡子，遮光窗簾很少，地毯上到處都是污漬。最差：與隔壁房間的隔斷。我們絕對期待鄰居（早上 6 點起床。再也無法入睡）的所有手勢和言語！沒有隱私。簡陋的浴室，沒有淋浴墊或沐浴露！最糟糕的是：噪音！！！！凌晨 1 點之前無法入睡：酒吧里響起嘈雜的音樂，窗下一群醉漢尖叫著打架！ 夜晚超級短暫。坦率地說，我從不寫評論，但這次我沒有錯過機會，因為經歷是災難性的。

This was the most disgusting place I have ever stayed. The staff were rude. The sheets obviously had not been washed. I was concerned about catching a disease or bed bugs. Don’t bother the cheap prices are not worth the health hazard. There was one bathroom between about 15 rooms. It had no toilet paper. If I was staying longer than 1 night I would have found somewhere else to stay. Truly disgusting. The beds are falling apart. The bedding is dirty. Even a dog wouldn’t stay there

Fantastic finale to a great night out with mates. The Midland is the perfect stop for grabbing a slice of Cheltenham culture prior to getting the train back to civilisation. Very friendly bar staff, and good selection of premium ales. At least they felt premium to us after having several pints beforehand. What makes the Midland so different to its competitors is its ability to attract Cheltenham’s finest. When we visited we had a perfect table to sit at and watch the unfolding entertainment. The only pub I’ve been to where the same person can be thrown out and barred, not once, not twice, but three times in the same evening, only to sneak back in under the pretence of “that’s not fair, because I haven’t got shoes on”. We plan to return when he’s allowed back in. Which is probably tomorrow. Lovely stuff.

Run down rooms need deep clean and a paint job Beds are terrible thin mattress and pillows couldn’t sleep to make tea you have to have kettle on floor Shared bathrooms were disgusting no blind at windows .paint falling off windowsill no towels not a good place to stay .

Terrible rooms then need a paint job and the place needs a deep clean .mattress and pillows thin couldn’t sleep with springs on bed .to boil kettle you have to have it on floor. Bathroom was just as bad no towels no blinds at window and just really dirty. Not a nice place to stay

The place is very run down, but to her credit, the manageress seems to be ding her best to turn the place around. Bedrooms very basic, pillows like a Frizzby. The pub downstairs was okay, drinks quite expensive for the surroundings. But for £55 for a room for 3 people what do you expect.